| Show f lis J THOUGHTS 0 0 0 11 1 ks and J j S THIN KLETS J 0 by dooley doo doc 9 V eg strange as it may seem in this day of enlightenment we are often attracted most by that which Is of the least value to us for instance we could advertise a talk by the greatest scientist of 0 the age and perhaps be able to bring out halt half a house yet consider the inestimable value of 0 the knowledge that scientist would have to impala at the same time we could let it bo be bonwit that a gangster would tell of 11 his experiences in jie ie underworld under world worl and there would not bo be standing room A noted divine could erect a pulpit on a street corner ancl explain obscure passages pa ct c the elble dible oil the opposite corner co a fool foci could mount a dry goods box and b bibble abble about tie the fool would attract the one newspaper could post hourly bulletins about tit the progress pro prees of highly important legislation in vv ashington ashi neton while a alval paper could post a tooti foot aall fenre hundreds would around the score to the titter noIe ct of cf tile the news and the needs ot of tile the hour its rot not perhaps but only too true when we ve are arc driving plon along a and some absent minded jay walk valk star starts t s to s stroll t roll in fr fiant 0 nt of our car and we ft e let out a teai fear tul ua blast of 0 the horn and the poor devil jumps as if lie he ha had 11 been abot wo we wonder why the good lord makes some men will without 1 out braini and when v hen we are aio jay wa walking aking on aal I 1 some fellow lets out a blast at us and we plunge wildly for safety we glare at him and wonder why tile the good lord allows men without brains to drive a car when the avind suddenly lifts a tel fel lows hat bat and everds it ft I oiling alon a muddy street we all enjoy a good ill gh parhams our sides ache a little it f the wind Is kind to us and keeps the hat ha t rolling lolling and lating mud it its a a good joke on the other fellow but if it happens to be our hat we do not laugh sometimes we e auh aws why should silly tools fools laugh just be cause our hat blew bleid off when they know we may have to take it to a cleaner or buy a new one some p people were born without consideration tor for others we dress dresa men up in uniforms place guns in thier hands call them soldiers gilld send rend them away avav to tight fight in other lands we honor those who return pity the widows and orphans ot of those who do not I 1 we dress diess other men in uniforms stick revolvers in their pockets call then them policemen and send them out ii t into the and byways to pr pio hect the lie cl from crime ard and out lawry it if they perform their duty w w tall fall to honor them and politicians in league with the criminals hound bound th tho life out ot of them it they cailin their duty we ve dam them tind link them with the criminals and all of 0 the time tha crooked official or politician Is walls walk ing the streets glorying in his power we spa see an inch beyond our noses but conveniently fall to recognize that which we see it must be a wonderful thing to be a senator or a congressman they go down to washington and alq ar fawned upon by the rich and the who want something tor for no thing and are post masters at knowing how to get it they are wined find and dined and fe feted te 1 I us no long as their votes are on the right side for or the and ni diners I 1 and they vote ote yell and n nw IT hava are ninde made or a whala of oe an a appi opi atlon aaion la is handed out and it if there I 1 Is no money with wali wilh ah 0 t thi the ME bill they lust just declare a wi i land aid anda i few more taxes they have a bully time at rovern govern ment expense for a few months pal then go home and rest upon their laurels until time tor for another jaell oree and 11 of 0 the tirre ill ohp n re refer to abom as aln S ond and so rind tint thit makes them fedelim feel m and ol of great consee con 0 an ce in the world yog yes this Is n tunny funny world and w w have some som a mighty funny people in it but they are not the senator fpud cad conf cont gres t esi men nii they fiey aa arc to tao to be funny tho the funny ones are jest us poor goats who 1 pay a y the freight A now new york state senator wants m a tax lax of placed on each bill that Is introduced in the legislature now if they would just do that in a congress the old deficit deficit would be wiped out in jig time anaw e have to pay so many taxes but shucks on second thought we dont believe it would work our d 1 senators i and d c on g r e sian 0 n 0 uld simply tend t the ille 01 old d 1 hat i a t bock v 1 homo bome and have it passed around ar among long ill the ha s and wod wed allI all have lave to cheu 0 oa jut just tle tl e same there thera an alit r nr ar relief relict and nowhere i we live in hopes that some come enter radio manufacturer may may open broadcasting station without the a up tip and silly never ending advertising slush features feature just good wholesome music and other orma forms of Intelligent entertainment the manufacturer who does that will have the most popular station in the country and he wont need to ad vertise his radios the millions who tune in on an his station will give him all of the advertising he be will need it might help it we had a law depriving a doctor of his tee fee when the patient itlene dies and yet ha be might malte make a dicker with the undertaker |
