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Show Emily Toast Gives Etiquette Guide For Debs and Dates A way for the stoogent to enjoy en-joy himself at the twelfth annual Cadet Hop is to follow a set of rules of etiquette. The etiquette dancing rookies and their cookies usually go by have been compiled compil-ed by South's own Emily Toast and are presented here. 1. The cadet must remember to call for his date no less than fifteen minutes after the designated desig-nated time. j 2. The couple should ride in a car and speed to the dance, because be-cause that is aiding in the conservation con-servation of rubber and gasoline. 3. On entering, make as much commotion as possible over the elimination of corsages. Scream until your blue in the face. Remember Re-member the constitution allows freedom of expression. 4. Consider the dance floor a wrestling ring and treat your partner accordingly. 5. Make yourself conspicuous so everyone will notice you and your good looking partner. G. Dance with your eyes closed so you may bump into everyone. every-one. 7. Leave your partner stranded in the middle of the floor if you see a person across the hall you wish to speak to. 8. Keep up a steady flow of talk or revert to being the strong silent type. 9. No matter what any one says, be stubborn and contradict their opinions. Laugh loud at your own jokes and act bored at those of anyone else. 10. Ignore the ROTC officers you're on the dance floor, not the drill-field. 11. Let the girl get her own refreshments, she's as strong as you are. Articles by Miss Toast's brother, bro-ther, Burnt, will follow if public pub-lic demand is great enough. |
