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Show Drool Teams Are Pride of Army During Days Before Hop By JULIE SPITZ Until South received a set of new garbage cans, she was prouder of her junior drool team than of any refuse receptable. Some fella named Poulsen allegedly commands the little commandos. Enforcing En-forcing fuerher Redmond's new order at the present time, however, is a little cherub named Sergeant Royal Neilsen. Junior droolers are a cross section of the school. For example, ex-ample, that dashing Jeano Campanero, ace photographer for the Southerner, has been voted dream drool boy by the ladies of Local Tar Pit No. 2. Little Jackie Bolton wants to be a harp player when he grows up so he can pull strings. Jack Chamberlain, known as "acid lip," has written writ-ten a book entitled, "Those Aren't Dark Glasses She's Wearing, Mother, She Hasn't Plucked Her Eyebrows Lately." Late-ly." Always present with his drool cup is Claude Newton. Because of his energy in drooling, drool-ing, he has been awarded the bib Baby Sandy wore in her last picture. All these personalties and more too, comprise this team of precision, and remember, the saber team is directed by Corporal Royal Neilsen. Yes, we salute you, Junior Drool Team and your commander, Private Royal Neilsen. And remember, drool team spelled backwards spells "loord meat" and nowadays any kind 'of meat sounds good. |