Show being directions oti on how to carve cartye christmas turkey gather round ye masters ol of the hie christmas dinner table uncle sam will teach you a lesson the government has issued an official bulletin on the proper technique tor for carving the christmas turkey the bulletin rules on mch important problems as whether the father should stand or sit while doing the honors and the position of the turkey on the platter all you have to do is read this and carving the festive bird will be a lead pipe cinch the turkey rides on the platter iback back down says the bureau ot of home economics tile the first it ceilo ae con ism Is fathers should he stand or sit it while carving there are two schools ot of thought on this subject and the government grants lather father his constitutional rights to do as he pleases but it Is suggested tug alter after deliberation that a short person had bad best stand and a tall person should sit for or the most effective work are you short or tall the next problem says the bulletin t la Is the point ot of attack it is here that many a head of a house the bureau believes has lost the christmas spirit through ignorance or awkwardness or stub bom bor nesB only a few simple rules need be followed the most important of at our ourse Is to keep the bird on the platter because its rather difficult to work on the floor also the bu ae tf aw owr P renu reau estimates a bird on the platter Is worth two on the tablecloth first the bureau said remove the leg from the body by grasping it in your left hand but what it if youre left handed and cutting straight down to the hip joint remove the wings and the other leg then place the fork squarely across the breastbone toward the end of the keel to anchor the bird while you carve the breast in slices using a slightly sawing motion it if you dont like the shape of your turkey or the distribution of dark and white meat well why not have your wife carve in the first place |