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Show BARBS . . . by Baukhage Suicides dropped during the war. You can't compete with Mars. Six million pianos out of tune, says an official of the piano manufacturers' manu-facturers' association. Ten thousand thou-sand piano-tuners will be kept busy for years fixing them up. Maybe that will solve some of our future troubles when the next inflation bubble bub-ble bursts. Jack Spratt eats too much fat, his wife eats too much lean and so between the two of them the rest of the world starves. 'Taking over" mines and railroads rail-roads doesn't end strikes. It's true there are no strikes In Russia but they have a Gestapo and a handy Siberia, neither of which Americans care for. |