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Show MIND OF HIS OWN I Clerk Yes, sir, that's the smartest smart-est hat we've got. Customer It doesn't have to be smart. I'll put the brains in it. Completely Cured Nit Don't you like to play with paper dolls any more? Wit No, I cut them out long ago. Garden Fun Harry Do you enjoy your lawn? Jerry I'll say. It's mower fun! not Foot ' Dumb Why don't- you try a hot water bottle when your feet are cold? Dora I have, but I couldn't get my feet into that narrow neck. Double Trouble Jane They say your hair is dyed. Joan It's false I Jane I've heard that, tool Little Buggey Joe What's that odd looking vehicle? ve-hicle? Bill That's a horse car. Joe But I saw people getting into it. No! No! No! Girl I'm sorry, but I can't accept ac-cept you. Circumstances over which I have no control prevent me. Boy What are those circumstances? circum-stances? Girl Your circumstances. Free Speech Lecturer And when I got up to speak the people all sat there open-mouthed. open-mouthed. Heckler Amazing! Imagine everybody ev-erybody yawning at once. Correct Teacher Use a sentence with the word "Himalaya" in it. Smarty Today is Pa's birthday and Ma is baking himalaya cake. |