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Show Fair Warning The wife was cross and irritable at the breakfast table. "What is the- trouble?" asked her husband. "If I ever dream again that you kissed another woman, I'll never speak to you as long as I live," she said. Sure Enough, It Did Private See that sailor over there an noying that girl? M. P. Why, he's not even looking at her. Private That's what's annoying her. Would Help Her Father My boy, I'm afraid you will never be able to support my daughter. Why I can hardly manage it myself. Her Sweetie Well, why not let's go 50-50 on it? lie Knew Mrs. Campbell Dear, I saw the sweet' est little hat downtown today. Campbell Put it on and let me. see how you look in iu Or Cats in the Catsup The "fresh" diner remarked: "1 can't find any chicken in the chicken chick-en soup." The waitress replied: "Well, you won't find any horses in the horse-radish horse-radish either!" "I'm willing," said the overly stout woman ruefully, as she gazed at the sign in the meat market, reading: "Give your fat to Uncle Sam." Crash, Bang! "How's your wife coming with her driving?" "She took a turn for the worse yesterday." She Did It Mother I was so embarrassed last night when I found you sitting on Paul's lap. Daughter Why mother, that's what you told me to do. Mother Told you what? Daughter You said if he ever got too smart, to sit on him. A masseuse is one who makes money off the fat of the land. |