Show F FUNNY Y SAYINGS OF KIDDIES much embarrassment in church caused by alarming discovery of preachers small daughter one ona of th most embarrassing situations in which I 1 was ever placed says buys hildo hilda cowham the artist in tho the strand was caused by a niece of mine whose father was a clergyman and whom I 1 took to church for or the first time she did not in the least know what her father did and for a long time did not observe him but after sitting quietly beside me fork tor some time hardly daring to raise her eyes because I 1 told her she must be quiet or she would not go to church again she suddenly in the middle ol at the sermon looked up and siw him and screamed auntie look there a daddy up there and whatever is he ha yelling about which reminds me ot of two little nephews of mine who were taken to a churchyard church hi by a ver old od iro iri dolis alous 67 aunt she thinking to impress the surroundings on them said you know jack and fred it Is only the body that lies here now what part of him goes to heaven heavens 7 his head I 1 I 1 suppose there are probably many mothers who have had bad cause to smile at the quaint additions which their children at times have made to their prayers A little girl friend ot at mine was once taken to a entertain ment which impressed her nery iery much while saying her prayers that night she bhe asked god to look after all her brothers and sisters bisters and make her a good girl then there was a pause pausa and one heard sotto bolto voice all right |