Show CHORUS GIRLS WANTED EGGS incessant demand caused irritated chef to come coma forward with indignant protest the hauling of ii a theatrical compan jr was in charge of agent I 1 lindsey says the ew ef lork correspondent of the tha cincinnati times limes star ilia he contracted to take complete charge of 0 a good bided operatic lor for three dis furnishing sleeper and me melis LIs en route the contract was a good one and mr L lindsen I 1 edse determined to malo make the occasion memorable 11 I 1 will set the best table yea can find in the state I 1 said ho he to the theatrical agent agat I 1 will lit guarantee there will not be a single complaint om plaint so he bought all the steaks and shops and lobsters and shell fish and ill all that sort of thing thit he be could find in the market and glinted them in an ice hot box and hired a relay of chefs ind arid undertook to teed feed those choins ladles ladies out ot of s there were forty persons in the company at tho the first luncheon thirty mi bi of them or jered eggs got to obder moah alas by wire mr ir lindsey reported the chef these heah chorus girls eirls certainly do lave the alg aig habit for dinner thit hit night thirty eight of ho be company compani ordered eggs in some tylo stylo the chef wired ahead for more ggs a at breakfast the next morning Z the entire company of forty fort wanted gs and not one of them wanted hoe boge eggs as adv other one wanted them hem lit t luncheon thirty two de banded more mora eggs that the birst pair to reach the diner asked tor for eggs the chef walked right in and nade the speech iseah mine oh ell lerin no moah algis said he be they aln t no recall moah aggs you tou ill must think we cabbies tabbies a b hn ba a on this car one of the tha knox knocks philander C knox tho the secretary of state received one day da in if his mcc a bunch of high brow ed newspaper cor respondents in tho the number was nas wit wil lam jam hosier boater who stepped to the front with t cop of his paper in which was ne of his dispatches under big black headlines the dispatch delit de lit with the affair of the department of state ind and ran along glibly as if tho the writer hid bad enjoyed the confidence of mr knox knor regarding the whole ii mitter nitter ft bat do you think of this irti cIc asked hoster closter exhibiting no ulc modesty dostY is he handed tho the to tho the store secre lary of elite after looking this over said mr knox gi I 1 must siy mr hoster hosier vou on are the nester of wellington correspondents at this hoster hosier took on tho the aspect of a balloon ml in I 1 looked elcee tingly pleased until enox added softly more kara s nester neater kopul popular or M igaz lne the raw recruit F P M V king eril latel I 1 in tile lie spanish american nir ir and isas as sant to jeffer son barracks lie he im as strolling through the company streets smoking a cigar when an officer approached king sa ea look here said the 3 olT of leir ficor don t you know better thin C to an when iben jou ou hue hiie i i cisar cigar in your mouth 9 how long iong bano baio jou been here 1 airee I day daas q replied king ou no lie cisca till this time ald the lie officer but uon ion t let rue mo catch ou doing that lit in i short time hinr met the aims omlei and w liked by INith without out salute ing why iou ou salute demanded tho the officer stopping stepping him well yo you 11 juat jual told me not to salute i hen I 1 had bad a cigar in my mouth replied the raw rau recruit but ho he spent three cays in the hafl kitchen pe peeling pedaling saling potatoes for this of tense bense atchason Atch lson champion |