Show A student of criminology out in chicago says that the wrong kind of food often causes crime well it must be admitted that when the doctor orders a diet of spinach the average fellow feels inclined to choke him the way the american people are becoming air minded it surprise us if the next popular sport would be airplane polo x No nowadays when a fellow goes off in an airplane and come back you dont know whether he has crashed or whether he is trying to break the endurance record this summer w we e have been interested in sun backs but now th atthe schools are opening it wont be long until we are interested in halfbacks once more its true that men wear more clothing than women and when we see the average manin manan a bathing suit w we e are glad its true who remembers the good old days when a red hot game of croquet was regarded Fegard e d as the last word in exciting ouid outdoor entertainment 9 I 1 the world is making progress an international conference has been held in europe which did not result in some more suggestions as to how more of the european war costs could be shouldered on uncle sam the success of the gral graf zeppelin would seem to indicate that ten years hence we may be able to spend the weekend in paris and get back to work on monday morning if we have t the e money commissioner grover whalen of new york city says t that hat more policemen are needed in the metropolis at once of course this is 13 campaign year according to press dispatches the red russian troops in china have been ordered to kill all the white russians thus exemplifying the beauties of unive universal ril brotherhood as expounded by communism we can remember when as a boy we objected strenuously to being the teachers pet but nowadays when we ive see sec these bobbed haired school rna ma ams tripping down the street we realize how our ideas have changed chanced they are now delivering frankfurters by aeroplane in new york but so far as we are concerned we are not in such a great hurry for ours the democrats at washington are objecting because so they say republicans public ans ris are getting all the census jobs for next year maybe they are afraid that republican census takers wont count the democrats when wh enthey they take the enumeration one invention that is badly needed is some sort of a maxim silencer for the neighbors radio |