Show scientists announce the perfection of a new altimeter wl which ach will tell the aviator when he is nearing the ground no altimeter is necessary to tell him when he hits the ground i i arm i ii rit michigan has repealed its law by which a bootlegger can be given a life sentence for selling a pint of hootch but the purchaser of said hootch may still get a death sentence by drinking it one nice thing girls about marrying a man who known you all your life is that he cant prove you are not telling the truth when you say you could have married better than you vou did one reason the children always go out after dark nowadays is that they are afraid to stay htay in the house alone the woman who used to stay at home because bebau she had nothing to wear now goes out and wears it it is announced that washington D C will have a million pop population u lation within ten years it contains that tany many people now if yo you u count the job hunters |