Show bild OUR SCISSORS AND PASTE it nobody cares how rich you are unless he Is figuring out a method of getting some of your money away from you but all your creditors are interested in knowing how bow poor you are now nov that knees are in vogue we may expect to hear any minute that ears are back driving a limousine is not feces necessarily a sign of 0 wealth but its a sign that somebody has been made to think you have wealth you may think hors bors is an a animal and filet de sole is part of 0 a shoe but it if you make the waiter take back two or three dishes he brings win his respect in any big restaurant tau rant automobile wrecks are often caused by human wrecks IN it if you dont care what it costs you earn the money even eveny y though it may have been paid to you A man may not know his own mind but lies hes generally egotistical enough enough to think he ca can read others minds you may have noticed that those who have money to burn dont burn it anyway a dull wit is never gevea to sharp practices i even though life may have cast you to a square peg in a round hole it is often possible to polish off your corners and fit pretty well money is tile the old oid that lubricates the machinery of living the more you worry about the fu tu er the less you accomplish in the present do you really think the lord is fooled by a deathbed death bed repentance it is funny to put a small man in a big job and listen to him rattling around in it A free verse writer is so called because nobody is interested enough to put him in jail the man mail who boasts that his automobile to never has anything the matter with it seems to spend most of his bis time tinkering with it of course you cant eat your cake and have it too but the successful people are those who eat their cake and then get another one nearly everybody leads a hard life it you could find it out but it hes the right sort lie he want you to find it out better carry water on both shoulders than a chip on one 04 S we have been adjured to be fishers of men but dont don t interpret that to mean you must make suckers of oc them A family man mail who buys an automobile thereupon loses possession of it unless lie he can buy several the man who boasts that lie he has no le ie ligion is only looking for an ar fi gumont so he can tell you whit what his religion really is i when in the old days your horse balked you could get some satisfaction by whipping it but an automobile care a whoop what you do to it |