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Show Cynical Remarks That i Livened Wedding Feast t Corihindt Bieeener, the incurabie bachelor, responded at a yc; ling breakfast in Lenox to the toast of "Woman." His cynicisms crepitated like revolver shots amid the crystal and porcelain, the pretty, startled faces and the flowers. "Permanent waves," he said, "don't make permanent wires. In the talk ' about a world's chemical disarmament, J I suggest that we begin with the blondes. Man is a green chauffeur, and women are his hairpin turns. Silk stockings are beautiful tilings, and on all sides we are confronted today by I the shins of society. In a recent Sunday Sun-day paper the juvenile page contained an interesting misprint, namely, a fairy tale that ended with the words: "'And so th?y were married and lived happily even afterward.' " |