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Show The Appleton Family Mr. Lyander John Appleton Mn. Lyiandar John Apptfltoa Mim Daytey May mo Appleton Matter Chauncey Devere Appleton MRS. LYSANDER JOHN APPLE-TON, APPLE-TON, recently visited Grant's tomb. She gave a passing glance at I" '1 it, anil then said: "What a pity to waste all this tine grass when it would keep a cow." x When Lysander John Appleton gets cross his wife gets no sympathy from Daysey Mayuie. "You married him," she will remind her mother. "Whatever "What-ever made you marry a man like that?" Then Mrs. Appleton replies In a low mumble, and Lysauder John knows she is apologizing to her children chil-dren because she didn't marry a prince, or a duke, or at least a banker. x Daysey Mayme Appleton, though a devout member of church, can't resist the desire to be revenged if some one offends her. A girl recently stole her beau, and Daysey Mnyme got a sweet revenge. She cut up a loaf of baker's bak-er's bread Into thin slices, put ham between, and tied them with baby blue ribbon. Then she made some lemonade, and Invited 12 girls in to spend the afternoon, and left the Hated One out. Oh, it was sweet when she passed the ham sandwiches tied with baby blue ribbon, and watered wa-tered the lemonade a little more, to reflect on what her rival was missing. "She will be sorry," said Daysey Mayme, when she returned to the kitchen with an empty plate, "when she finds out what she has missed." by George I&tlhew Ad&ma.) The Norih ward Heiissf Society has : prtvared the following program for tho animal observance of "Relief So-c So-c e'y Day" next Tuesday afternoon i'i ;'the ward chapel: Vocal d-uet, Mrs. .yd'a H'-unen aai Mrs: J.ydia Rack-man; Rack-man; sketch of Mrs. M-ary "Wilccx, ,-.ie of the 18 4 7 pionee.-s; vocal duet, "''s. Grant Clson and Mis. Fran!;: Cones; vioJin duet, Mrs. J. D. Simp-.011 Simp-.011 and Mrs. E. F. Gardemann: jsiifn-g selection, Irvin Stansiield; po-.-cvint "Loves O'.d Sweet Song," by i Ii 0 A. F. Reynolds famiiy and others. I A social hour and refreshments ji be enjoyed fo'lowinr; the program ! The Kii'iine.is and Professional!' men's Club elected the folio-wing t X) nicer 3 at the re:.;ulal: meeting at:: tprij'.:.; library Wednesday event 'Pro 'idt-t: t, JK7 Margaret Thomp-fi Thomp-fi r :l. vice-ipresident, Mrs. Atoilee! Larien; second vice-president, !!' Pauline M. Pei'.'ersen ; .recording i-ctary, i-ctary, Mi;s Nellie Madsen; cor pondir.j: secretary, Mis. Lydla AVinters; treasurer, Miss Ada !; Ar'hui'. I |