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Show lTow should one address that new woman judge the president has appointed ap-pointed in Washington "your honor-ess," honor-ess," "your honorine," or "your hon-orette?" hon-orette?" To Bessie Fluzzie: If you are a "jealous woman," why employ a "private "pri-vate detective?" You can imagine as much in a minute ns he can discover in a year. There are not many divorces in the homes in which mother spends more time owr the cook book than she does over "The Passionate Pups" or some other best seller. Cheer up ! Maybe if yon had Jawn Dee Rockefeller's millions and his stomach you would he glad to he poor again and he equipped with the old reliable hash digester you now possess. pos-sess. When a married woman congratulates congratu-lates a bride, she says: "I hope you will be ns happy as I am." A married woman always makes a hold front and hopes no one will suspect the real truth. . In the Snagtown circuit court the other day old John Ruddy, who was up for a divorce case, was asked by I he judge what he wanted. John replied that "some six months' ago he embarked em-barked on the sea of matrimony and now wishes he had missed the boat." |