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Show PAT FOUND WAY TO KEEP II Resorted to Simple Device to Keep Companion From Spending Hit Own Money. A Scotchman and an Irishman once set out together on a holiday - The Inter In-ter was a steady, frugal man, the for mer was careless and a spendthrift. Conscious of his own weaknea Sandy entrusted all his money to lii friend's charge, with a strict injunction injunc-tion not to give him back more than i Btated sum for expenses each day. After a few days Sandy thought tl-; dally allowance inadequate for his demands de-mands and pleaded for an lucres; but In vain. Holidays over, the Scotchman It formed Pat that, after tie latter's fusal to comply with his wish, he ?' out of bed every night, when he fx the Irishman asleep, and made an o tensive search to find the cash, K could never succeed, and inquired o-him o-him where he kept it. "Well," said Pat, "I allowed yo l? 0 to bed first every night, and as occupied the same room, I had no it-ficulty it-ficulty in putting my purse, w served, into one of your pockets. I w' first up every morning and toot P session of it ngain." |