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Show DIVIDING THE FAMILY AUTO Arrangement Proposed by Hubby By No Means Satisfactory to His Better Half. There is a distinct feeling in a Mun-cie Mun-cie family, due to a difference in mother's moth-er's and father's politics, he being a Democrat and she a Republican. Also there is a family automobile. On the morning of the last election in Muncie the head of the house made the announcement that he was off that clay and was going to haul voters to the polls. Immediately mother rose in revolt: "Half of that machine is mine!" she stormed, "and you are not going to use it to haul Democrats to the polls !" Father was rather warm under the collar then. "Indeed I am," he retorted. retort-ed. "Tomorrow is my day to use it and I intend to use it to haul Democrats to the polls. The next day is yours aud you can use my half of it as well as your own to haul Republicans to Halifax Hali-fax for all I care !" Indianapolis News. |