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Show i The Byplay Minstrels. "Mr. Interlocutor, can you tell me which is the richest country in the world ?" "Why, the United States is the richest rich-est country in the world, Mr. Tambo." "No, it isn't. Ireland is the richest country in the world." "And why is Ireland the richest country coun-try in the world, Mr. Tambo?" "Because it's capital is alwavs Doub-lin." Doub-lin." "While the undertakers are gathering gather-ing up the shattered remains of the 'late Mr. Tambo, Mr. Payne will render ren-der that pathetic ballad, 'Here Lies What's Left of Poor Jim Flynn. He's Gone. He Couldn't Stop ; He Sang Kaus Mit der Kaiser in a German Barber Bar-ber Shop.' " Philadelphia Ledger. |