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Show Making it Unanimous. It was married men's night at the revival meeting. "Let all you husbands hus-bands who have troubles on your minds stand up!" shouted the minister at the height of his spasm. Instantly every man in the church arose except one. ' "Ah!" exclaimed the minister, peering peer-ing out at this lone individual, who occupied a chair near the door. "You are one in a million." "It ain't that," piped back this one helplessly, as the rest of the congregation congrega-tion gazed suspiciously at him; "I can't get up I'm paralyzed!" |