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Show lAIPIPMffiS W asm mmmmm I The Monroe sugar factory is tein- ' pararlly closed. The big ten-ton fly 1 wheel was broken into smithereens, ' part of it going to heaven, part of it going to hell and that which could go to neither place went toward Elsinore. The superintendent came ' pretty m ar being sreende d t o a place on high had he been in his chair. A piece of the iron struck the bottom j of the chair and sent it through the ceiling.Salina Call. A man was passing through the fields of Fountain Green the other day when something thing went wrong with his auto. He stepped to a farm house and asked if they had a monkey wrench, "Oh no," said the man, "Yon Yonson over dere , he haf a cow ranch, Pete Peterson haf a horse ranch, Gunner Gunner-son Gunner-son he haf a goat ranch, and I haf a wheat and chicken ranch, but by old heckenfeldt I don't know of any man here who haf a monkey ranch." Salina Call. ' |