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Show Mrs. Newlywed's Secret Didn't Help Matters Any Mr. and Mrs. Newlywed were silent as the train bore them swiftly swift-ly homewards at the end of their honeymoon. Mr. Newlywed had spent every available penny on the holiday and his next pay day was a full two weeks off. But as they neared home the young wife gave a merry laugh. With a frown her husband asked the cause of her merriment. "I'm going to tell you a secret that will cheer you up, Billy," vshe said. "Before we went away I hid a ten dollar bill in the pantry." "Yes," moaned the dejected spouse, "I know. I found it." |