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Show Fired! Captain Is this gun working? Private No, sir. It's been discharged. dis-charged. Quite Simple Sally What's your idea of a simple wedding? Joan One that costs twice as much as the family can afford. Ain't It So? Philosopher And what do we want in this world to make us happy? Cynic The things we ain't got. Ample Proof "Excuse me," said the mild little lit-tle man in the crowded cafeteria, who had returned from getting a cup of coffee, "but you have my seat." "Oh yeah," growled the big man. "Can you prove it?" "Sure, look at the seat of your pants. You're sitting on my pie." |