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Show H. L PHILLIPS And He Still Can Grin What Washington needs Is .a director di-rector of photographs. That group photo of the President and his aides grinning from ear to ear as they launched the great drive to aid starving peoples still is puzzling the public. The White House luncheon menu for eggless and chickenless Thursday Thurs-day is announced as: Corn soup. Peppers stuffed with rice and mushrooms. Lima beans. Glazed Carrots. Baked apple. Well, this will cost Harry Truman the anti-stuffed pepper vote, and it is a trerrusndous one. The number of voters who hate stuffed peppers is terrific. And the anti-glazed carrot element is not to be sneezed at. New low on Broadway: The por trayal of Judas Iscariot, the most infamous traitor, betrayer and couble-crosser in history, in a favorable favor-able light, and realty not a bad fellow fel-low at all. P.L.K. thinks those new women's hats cocked over the starboard ear were designed by Alcoholic Anonymous. Anony-mous. England is talking of a minister of sports in the cabinet. We would hate to be an athlete in midair in the pole vault at a time when the government was changing its policy frequently. The new United Nations cocktail: One jigger of bitters, half a tumbler of vinegar, one jigger of spirits of Vishinsky; ice well. One sip and you're vetoed. |