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Show Takes in Everybody Sue I wonder if Jack loves me. Suzie Of course he does, dear. Why should he make you an exception? ex-ception? Marines Report: All we have fathered to date concerning the exotic flora of the South Pacific Islands is that if it doesn't we?.r eyeglasses, it is a coconut. Good Practice Teacher Johnnie, you have misspelled almost every word in four composition. Johnnie Yes, ma'am; I'm going go-ing to be a dialect writer. His Luck Corporal (at dance)- Do you see thai Ad buzzard over there? Hes the meanest mean-est officer I ever saw. Girl Do you know who 1 am? Vm '.hat officer's daughter. Corporal Do you know who 1 am? Girl No. Corporal Thank God! Cut and Dried Bill There's a certain question I've wanted to ask you for weeks. Mabel Well, get a move on, I've had the answer waiting for months. Though most wealthy and famous fa-mous men claim they are self-made, self-made, yet we now and then run cross a former dairyman who says he owes his success to many, many ndders. Exposed Gatekeeper Two men want passes. They have a letter from the umpire saying they are two Eriends. Manager Get 'em out. No umpire um-pire has two friends. |