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Show Scraps of jm k'cMffi TOO MUCH FOLIAGE A man who fiit fJ I)'-''" ah .-i'fiit fur a ooiiHiilcr!il)le lime, ninl who d'H'In;: bin t r:j vi-Ih tin J fti II 1 vii I r-d a great crop of whiskers arel mu.stncheH, vl.-t-lled H relative wlmw Illlie girl had been lilt! Kpcelal favorite. 'Jim IK Hi; girl mud.; no offer to miltlle It I m wild Ihii u-ujmI kins. "Why, child," said the molhor, "don't you give your old friend a klMM?" "Mother," answered the child, "J don't see uny phtM." Lahor. No Work After Houri The maid spoke slmrply ttirotigh the door. "No, I can't give you anything. any-thing. You'll have to come t)ack after live, when matlum Is here." "i'm sorry, miss," said the beggar. "My hours are only 0 to 5." Huston TranBcrlpt.. . When Old Age Begins ' . iA ningaxlne article - la'1' headed ; "When does old age begin?" We are reminded o an answer to the same (locution once made by a lady who did not look her years. "To me," she said, "old age Is always 15 years older Jhan I am." Boston Trauscrlpt. ' JUSTIFIED WORRY .if,,.. I...T : ,..,.,!,,! Ii 1 i "How did' yori lose your hair?" . "Worry! I was In constant fear that I was going to lose It." 1 Velvet Paw You really ought to come to Shrimp-ton Shrimp-ton with me next summer. I had a wonderful timei there this year. I won a beauty competition. ' ; Ruby No, I think I'd rather go to more crowded place. Calgary Lter- aid. 1 The Ideal Rank Teller Soiry, tnadam but your account Is already overdrawn. Madam Well, whnt If It is, young oian? Can't I do as I please with ny own account? ratfiflndcr Magazine. Learned by Observing ' Miss GusliingLon Where did you learn all those beautiful new glides and dips? ' ' Trof'essor Tumps I. managed , a company of trained seals for four years. Brooklyn Daily Eagle. Early Bird Suitor (sighing) Well, since you don't want to marry me after all, perhaps per-haps you'll return my ring. Girl (acidly) If you must know, ' your Jeweler has called for it already. al-ready. Moustique. : Help the Violin Makers "That violinist Is using a violin (hat is 200 years old." "The miser! With nil the money-he money-he earns he could afford the best of modern fiddles." Staying Power "Your wife seems a garrulous woman." "Garrulous? Why, If I suddenly went dumb It would take her a week to find It out." Der Lustige Sasche. Drug Store Help "That girl Is certainly the picture of health." "1'cs. She's very well painted." Easy Way "Do you believe In heredity?" "Rather; that's how I got all my money." |