Show what co bb about camels and communists FLAGSTAFF ARM ARIZ theres Frio nothing thing new about the fable the 1 he only novelty is in tile the moral one night a camel came and begged to be allowed to poke his ca cold id nose inside an arabs tent so the arab being a good hearted arab says yes pretty soon the camel claimed his ears were chilly and could he shove in as far as his ears and the arab said that was 0 K next the camel got permission to put his neck in in out of the weather and after that his fore legs and then his front hump closely I 1 followed by his rear irvin cobb hump ump and finally his hindquarters when morning came the camel was inside the tent completely filling it and the arab had been crowded outside and there he was poor shivering wretch as homeless as a hant I 1 moral every time I 1 hear he ir of an imported communist smuggling himself into our midst I 1 think of a cold nosed camel holding g th the bag ba U UP P now our government has declined all invitations to jump into the italian german french rus sian british snarl but watch for an effort to induce america to join ain in when the time comes for dividing up control over poor old ports islands and remaining colonial a possessions not that wed want anything out of the grab bag and not that give us anything merely expect us to hold the bag afterwards which would make two bags in all this little new one and the big one weve been holding ever since 1918 0 travelers traveler 11 homecoming california rALI california FORNIA travel bureaus report I 1 an increase of incoming tourists but then again on the other hand part of it may be due to returning residents who went hurriedly away when the papers started printing a certain romantic diary if your sins do not always find you out at least they frequently find you getting out its all over now and peace and quiet have been restored to our home circles but at the height of the rush one involuntarily was reminded of the ancient story of the frenchman who bet with his friend he could prove every man however outwardly pure had a dreaded in his life so to test it he sent to each of the ten most respected notables in paris an anonymous telegram reading as follows all is discovered flee at once and next morning nine of them w were ere gone and the tenth had committed suicide backward british justice behave tj newsreel news reel producers have been fined and important money in any language for titling a film an attempt on the kings life mind you they punished for any injury this title do his majesty incredible though it sounds to td us the charge was contempt of court for prejudicing the case against mcmahon the man who tried to shoot king eda ednard ard before he was brought to trial for contrast take a not altogether forgotten criminal case cafe possibly bV you may re remember a certain murderers trial and what sort of publicity went before it and what actually occurred whilst being held and what the aftermath has been with attorneys and key witnesses and yes actually some of the jurors peddling their private views for public consumption and the governor of a great state displaying curious and violent activities even when the verdict had been called a fair one by the high courts backward race these Britis hers trying people by the evidence arid and not by the newspapers and the moving picture cameras 0 0 A Gent lemans dinner DACK ACK EAST a distinguished con u tin chef rises up to outline the american gent lemans ideal dinner he names eight courses which is too many and no domestic flavor about any part of it in rebuttal I 1 crave to offer a menu of all native products first lynnhaven oysters on the half half shell with western celery and ripe olives second terrapin stew third rice fed canvasback duck with lye hominy and a baked winesap apple fourth one very small slice of hickory and sassafras cured razorback ham with watercress salad soused doused in a plain oil and vinegar dressing fifth toasted southern beaten biscuit and a mere morsel of old fashioned country rat cheese preferably from herkimer county new york IRVIN S COBB 0 western newspaper union |