Show had hen but been long on legs and short on neck the landlady glanced round the tha table at her twelve hungry boarders before starting to carve the rather sad looking chicken all in rapid suc succession dession she asked each which part of the fowl he preferred ten of them decided on legs the carver dropped her knife with a clatter on the dish what do you imagine this is she said sarcastically pointing to the chicken A centipede or what oh no replied the boarder who had been served judging by the piece of neck ive got I 1 should imagine it was a giraffe |