Show Something F For or Ev Everyone ryon By BERT LUC LUCKY BOY BOYACK ACK 11 CLOTHING PART II NEW DRESSES By Laura A. A Boyd Mother said the trees Dear Nature Wed like some nice new dresses please Weve We've worn these green ones every day I And now wed we'd like to be more gay Said Mother Nature with a smile J tf nave have new dresses after while 2 Then Jack Frost came one clear cold night i r. r And brought new dresses gay and bright IV l The maples maple's dress was cherry red tJ r The elm was yellow foot to head T The oak tree wore a russet gown own The sassafras a golden crown J L A h 1 Sweet Young Thing Winter trees and bathing f 1 1 r. r Girls are luck lucky should we say For no matter what the weather L' L I Bare limbs seem quite 0 O. K i. i i I t i Odd r k kYoung y r Young women who Think their clothes are modest May be surprised that r J They may app appear r to some f i Not only immodest o- o 1 Nw M But the very very oddest a I Ij j l Sign in a Salt Lake tailor shop WE SHORTEN MINI SKIRTS Devilish Lady A wife of a minister simply adored a dress she had seen displayed in the window of a clothing salon and after putting off temptation for almost a week finally succumbed and bought the dress There now remained the trifling matter of breaking the news to her husband You knew were we're strapped for tor funds he reproved her When you were tempted why didn't you say Get thee behind me Satan Oh but I did John she assured him You ou ou know what Satan did He got behind me all right and and whispered You should see how perfectly it fits in the back Women have a sense of humor which is evidenced for this reason reason reason rea rea- son alone After years ears of poking fun at women in slacks the the- themen men have still failed to kid the cants pants off them The dress of today has compassion of fashion Up to A certain clothier arranged his n new w consic consignment of sport shirts and ties of the most brilliant and wildly clashing colors in the show window of his establishment While the gaudy display spoke eloquently enough for itself the merchant added as a final touch a small placard bearing the arresting word Listen One patient husband remarked pertinent to his wife She certainly does not dress to satisfy me or she would do so much faster On Second Thought When a man is twenty and he walks down the street and all the girls smile at him he looks himself over overto overto overto to see why he is so attractive But when he is fifty and he walks down the street and all the girls smile at him he looks himself over to see if he is properly dressed Word The writer is in How Come Well Last always style you see he keeps ps his clothes in the closet until they are in st style le |