Show t l' l BRAVE B RA Y TALK ALI B By DAN EGG How Well right a at t this minute minute minute min min- ute I really couldn't say how but Im I'm sure if we keep looking were we're bound to find out why Speaking of the alphabet as you all know y why is a member of it that brings us around to the subject at hand- hand Summer Styles which is completely made up of members members members mem mem- bers of the alphabet NOW YOU IA I MAY Y wonder how I can claim to be an authority at such an area as that of summer summer sum sum- mer styles Well Ill I'll tell you how I can be such an authority authority authority author author- ity on summer styles in just justa a minute Summer Styles in clothing can be grouped into two groups 1 those clothes you wear when its it's warm and 2 those clothes that you wear when its it's not warm Next we shall explore summer summer summer sum sum- mer styles in sports which can also be classified as two types 1 those played on land and 2 those played in the water As you can see from this great analysis of summer styles I Iam Iam Iam am indeed an expert on the subject SEE AND THAT brings us right back to the alphabet c which in turn brings us I back to the question why But before we answer that I question lets let's figure out how i we ever got into this mess in inthe the first place OK A the peanut was sitting on railroad track His heart was all a flutter Around the corner came a train Toot Toot Peanut Butter The second set of summer plays to be given this summer was presented Monday July 29 at the Bountiful High School I auditorium Two more plays were selected as best plays and will go on to the final comI competition com com- comi i I petition against the two plays previously selected on July 8 and those two that will be selected selected selected se se- on Aug 19 for the title of best play This play probably will be presented to the Bountiful ful High School as was the one last year Now you know all about it-don't it you Brave Talk Jokes from Yesteryear Yesteryear Yesteryear Yes Yes- Section purple and conquered conquered conquered con con- Europe Alexander the Grape What lies in Alexander the Grapes Grape's tomb Alexander the Raisin Did you hear about the two maggots that were making making making mak mak- ing love in dead earnest Ernest Teacher I feel Iliad You do look a little Odyssey I think Id I'd better go Homer A week ago from last Monday the officers met in order to coordinate next years year's schedule of events Special attractions attractions attractions at at- tractions will be the first appearance appearance appearance ap ap- ap- ap of Key Club Week which will be held during the week of October 7 through 11 I Ithe the Computer Dance and for forthe forthe forthe the second consecutive year the All for All Pep Rally the most exclusive of all the rallies during the year This I year the football season will willI I also feature something new Instead of the usual preseason sea pre son games with teams outside the district season games will I start off almost with the first day of school This year the officers have decided decided decided de de- de- de that Homecoming will be celebrated during the third week of September as the Braves I face the Panthers from West i Bountiful is still looking for forI I I its first Homecoming victory I and hopes are high that this years year's game will be it So thoroughly thoroughly thoroughly thor thor- I convinced that Bountiful will win the Homecoming game this year Tom Irving the stu stu- stu president has boldly stated that Bountiful's stu stu- stu- stu I is going to be so psyched up this year about Homecoming that they could even win the Green Bay Packers Pack Pack- ers if they played them The football schedule for Bountiful High next year is as follows Aug 30 Skyline at I Sept 6 at Clearfield I Sept 13 at East Sept 17 at Highland Sept 21 Olympus at Sept 27 West at Oct 4 Viewmont at Oct 9 Bountiful at South Oct 17 Layton at Oct 25 Davis at I Here is the philosophical question for today If you took tooka a snake in one hand and a gila monster in the other which wouldn't be a very smart thing to do and had the snake start swallowing the tail of the gila monster and the gila monster swallowing the snake wouldn't the gila monster swallow itself as soon as it swallowed the snake Now if the gila monster did swallow himself there wouldn't be anything left to show that either the snake or the gila gala monster had been there in the first place Right From very unreliable sources I have found out about a special special special cial show consisting of singers dancers and cheerleaders from the various high schools in inthe inthe inthe the area Am I right or wrong and if I am how could that I possibly be I Brave Word I For my Brave Word this week I have been asked to I I write something serious for a I II change So here it is something something something some I thing serious for a change I Brave Talk over and way out II |