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Show If you have ever slept In an upper up-per you know what Is meant by berth' control. How can Russia expect recognition recogni-tion from the U. S. and charge American tourists $1.75 for ham and eggs? Spring optimism: Expecting the seeds you Just planted to grow flowers like those on the seed catalog cata-log cover. Soup's on. The political pot Is boiling. And no matter what the ingredients, in-gredients, the broth has the same old flavor. Activities In Washington show early tilling of the political soil. Getting ready to sow a bumper crop of wild votes. The hit-and-run season Is open on two sectors: the baseball diamond and every street and highway in the country. Now they have formed an advisory ad-visory council to tell the farmers what has been done for them. They'll be glad to find out When reporters Interviewed the King of Slam he told them be was anxious to see Babe Ruth play ball. Now there's a king who talks like a regular guy. Mr. Wickersbam has made another anoth-er report. It says the present system of gathering criminal statistics is Inadequate. So Is the system of gathering criminals. An appraiser lesunea ine oincr day that the government paid nearly near-ly two million dollars too much for a postal site. Think of all the pens that would buy. The bright color fad has hit the hen house. Purple and green chickens chick-ens have been hatched from eggs into which serum had been injected. inject-ed. Now that you know it can le done - - - - you probably won't do it. |