Show 1 OOPS Believe It or not on the radio th the Ut theother oth other r night a commentator had spent most of his time tithe dis discussing th the rubber crisis and had ended with the words Rubber Is one of our great greatest greatest est needs when the announce announcer z went Into his eulogy of a cigar C e e GETTING A NEW A-NEW TIRE Q What What can I do for tor you you A. A I A.-I I want three new tires sharply You sharply You want what A Two A Two new new tir tires s Q s severely Row severely verely-lIow verely How man many One meekly A A meekly One te t e e e Q What's What's your f full ll name A. A Luke A.-Luke Luke Z Q Hour How old A. A About A.-About About two years Q Youre You're Youre You're older than that A. A Oh A.-Oh Oh I thought you meant the age of my old tires Ures SS S'S e Q What Q-What What kind of car Is It A. A A- A Pretty Aretti Pretty retti good except for the rubber Q I I mean what make A. A Its It's Its It's a flivver Are Q Q Are you a doctor nurse military military mili mili- tary officer or veterinarian A No A.-No No but in this emergency anything any any- thing can happen to me Q Do Do you use your car exclusive exclusive- ly for delivering Ice coal wood or oil A. A No A.-No No It o ly LOOKS that way S e e Q Is Is it it used to transport farm products A. A No A.-No No those apples have been on the floor for three months Q Do Do you use it In garbage coll collection A. A No A.-No No the kids mess it up that wa way Q How How many people In your family A. A A. Six Q What Wh What t Is your wife's maiden name A. A A. Jennie Q Where Where are you employed A. A Say A.-Say Say am am I 1 here to get a new tire or some new life insurance I S e e Q Weve We've Weve We've got to be careful to conserve conserve con con- serve rubber Its It's important to be sure you are are the sort of person who get the most out of a tire Got to know your background A. A Im I'm Im I'm a special case My wife's relatives live with me and they all demand transportation In my car Q Its It's Its It's not a bus busl A. A That's A.-That's That's what you think I S e eQ e From Q Q From all the facts I do not think we can classify you for a certificate certificate certificate above the rate of D A. A A.- A. What's A.-What's What's ts t the top class Q A A A. A Never A.-Never Never mind a new tire Ill I'll settle for a tire patch and a used inner tube I Buy Buy Defense Bonds Bonds- IT SEEMS SO Ive I've very often heard it said That doughty generals die in bed That far lar from Irom the repugnant strife strite They fluffed in feathers leathers part with life But looking over Hitler's Ditter's list And at the ones the Russians Ive I've come to the conclusion sad That Nazi generals die dle in bad S e eThe e The Indoor Hat Wearers Hat Wearers Wearers' League We are glad to hear that Bill Knudsen works with his hat on It helps me think he says We are area a charter member of the League of Indoor Hat Wearers and have stood for fur much criticism through the years We wore wore our bonnet as a boy editor of the New Haven Register We wore it it constantly on the c copy py desk of the old Globe We have never never never nev- nev nev nev- er taken it of oft off at work since To remove it for a minute means a complete complete com com- st stoppage of ot thought and con con- It ILis Is good to know that aman a I Iman man like like Mr Mr Knudsen belongs to our club S 4 Mickey Rooney is is now now a mar married married mar mar- ried tied man and it makes millions of 01 Americans suddenly feel old It is difficult to imagine that Mickey the Number One Kid of the Movie World now has to bring home groceries help hang pictures and do his part In selecting new wall paper We hear that Mickey may now play th the judge in the Judge Hardy series with Louis Stone playing the kid part S e e Ima ma Dodo got one of those thos sugar ration stamps the other day But she says she put it in her coffee and It wouldn't even dissolve Buy Buy Defense B Bonds ADD No An able man manIs manIs manIs Is Jeptha Beans He knows just what The budget means I S e e The Office Pessimist says the tho thing to begin worrying over now s 3 the Emergency following the tho Emergency S e e Roosevelt wants to create the Impression that the United States was Has attacked by Japan which Is not xue Berlin rue Berlin newspaper Item 1 I Just Imagination eh S e e eThis This country will spend a abU abU- billion bit bil lion dollars a week for war It Itis Itis Itis is just pin money the Idea being to pin the Axis to the mat |