Show What To Do With Hitler Im I'm a full fledged Yankee from away out west Where the rattle snakes snake rattle and the buzzards build their nest neat Im I'm going to join the army and head bead straight for Japan Well We'll show those slant eyed suckers Kickers what it means to be a man Then well we'll go right up to Germany and get old Hitler too Well We'll make him pay to our own red white and blueWell blue Well We'll break Into his cellar and drink up all all his bis beer Throw him in the gutter and spit right In his ear Fill bl his bis mouth with mucilage and put molasses In his hil hair Oct Get some sticky fly paper and put all aU allover over his chair Well We'll put snakes make In his bil parlor and cactus in his bd bed Mix up a mustard plaster and put on his hi bead head Give him a bath in sheep heep dip so eo strong twill burn bum the skin akin Put on a pair of hob nails and loUd kick himon him himon on the shin Well Wall take him up to Russia where It its two forty-two below With nothing but a straw hat bat on and Mil chase him through the snow Well We'll fill his living quarters with chiggers chig- chig I gers bugs and End ants Put centipedes In his shoes and scorpions I In iri his pants And just so he be might associate with some of his own level I Well We'll put skunks skunks' In his bis palace and also invite the devil But I dont don't think well we'll find It In us to Insult the lovely beast I So well we'll kill kUl the little fellow and on It U make him feast Well We'll chase him all aU over Europe and let I him hear bear the cry Of the millions of ot widows and orphans I that he be has bas left to die I Well We'll run him up and down the land till hes he's almost In a s a trance I To the tune of Yankee Doodle well we'll make the beggar dance DELLIS SPENCER Park City Utah February 17 1942 |