Show Y T 9 Something For Everyone By BERT BOYACK Hollywoods wonderful wonderful they they pay you for making love Jane Fonda j Phyllis Diller confesses that things were very shaky at one point in her marriage We Ve used to argue constantly constantly constantly con con- she admitted about the same old thing cigar thing cigar t ashes on the rug and furniture and cigar smoke all through the house This went on for tor months until I finally admitted defeat and gave in What did she do The only sensible thing I I gave up cigars she replied A husband came home late at night to find his Ws wife laying on the lounge with a cigar burning in the ash tray Husband Where here did that cigar come from Voice in closet Would you believe belleve Havana When a man evinces interest in me I always tell him Im I'm In love with somebody else and then he evinces more interest in me And you know I always thought it would be the other way around Julie around Julie One married woman has a husband who has a favorite French dish and she says say's Its Gina John Charles Daly now head of the Voice Of America Amer Amer- ica at one tenth of his salary for What's my Line ended after alter several years will have plenty of time to explain for tor Steve Allens Allen's oft Is ers it issues quoted question bigger bigger bigger big big- ger than a bread box it d. d r n. n I I. I Philosopher Pete The awkward age for the middle age man has reached a point when he Is too old to shovel snow and too young to retire to a winter resort WINTER SCENE By RUTH CHAPMAN The snow flakes sifting silting down the sky Look like night stars as they drift by I IThen Then piled like frosting on the posts They turn them into little ghosts j. j J The streams are glazed with sugar-sheets sugar And rivers run on melting streets Our breath makes feathers on the air A new world stretches everywhere I SHORT TIDBITS When a business executive is seen putting his arms around his secretary he either has long arms or she's pretty skinny The young teenager teenager teenager teen teen- ager asked her dancing partner what type of dancing he was doln doin and the dancing partner said Nothing just One husband said angrily to his wife When they passed out brains you weren't at the end of i the line you were on a vacation If we see a young man wearing a U CU- CUon U on his sweater we shouldn't be contused con con- used because instead of belonging to a University he is unemployed A A dl divorced man who wants to get married marri married mar mar- ri ried again should consider marrying his tor former mer wife's sister then he wont won't have to break in a new Mother- Mother in law One married woman for twenty years had hada a family so large that while filling out a questionnaire when hen she came to occupation she wrote Slave A store is selling slacks at 2 1 price They are called 1929 slacks when the bottom dropped out outI A father who Who had a teena teenaged ed daughter who had not a date for many manya a night thought he would content her by playing a game of at cards The game Old Maid A little girl asked her little boyfriend with two black eyes after a fight ht YOU said you could lick me with your eyes shut shuts now should be a good time to put up or shut up Bald headed men should not feel bad it Is only because their skull is growing larger than the hair on their nead head Shirley Temple in going into politics would make a better politician then Ronald Reagan because she has deeper dimples I 1 think I had the best kind of childhood Dont Don't you of myth see instead of having all the great stories stones 1 and possible for me to actually 1 fiction read to me It was 1 live the parts Shirley Temple i to Save for fora smart for tor a fellow Quip from a Pip Its rt's takes out l ms his s he a rainy day if he gets soaked best girl friend H Ir reverse here it is there ever was a reverse of a A J wealthy man left l his s will to his two cats after the cats to be reverted to the nearest relatives death LAST WORD FOR THIS WEEK As we grow older I and W have a tendency to forget what we are doing we weI I should feel no shame or blame ourselves only when We e forget we forgot |