Show I I II Jr 1 r I I rI 1 t U I Ir r 1 v 5 i I I f. BY DAN Those fabulous cunning and ands I s undefeated Braves were de dei dej defeated de- de i j in that sensational game gamec j c of rJ massive maneuvers and numerous num num- I erous fouls and double dribbling called basketball However the I junior prior varsity did make up for fori i F some of the smear by winning I I one of theirs O ON FRIDAY Bountiful met 1 c Murray in season pre-season play In Inthe I the junior varsi varsity ty game Murray j had Iud lead most of the time until I th the Braves came back and tied I and went on to win the Spartans I by the superfluous score of I 66 The varsity game was a I. I little different as the Braves r rere ere sl slightly edged out by the score core of 88 The next night Bountiful went to Ogden to play Bonneville High School which was at the tl time me merate rate number three In the state THROUGHOUT the ga game me f Bountiful trailed by a rather l large margin as they missed many shots However the I Braves made such a g great rea t come-back come that Bonneville was forced into stalling at the end J to keep from losing The final score was 73 67 and in my opinion the Braves didn't do half as bad as what I just said they did The schools school's annual drive for lor Christmas for needy families fam fam- lUes is here again This week students from Bountiful are scrounging up can f food 0 0 d clothing cloth cloth- i ing g and money for those families fam fam- Illes which might have not had none This years year's drive promises promises pro pro- raises to be one of the most productive ever WITH THE closing scenes of or Bount Bountiful's fuls ful's three act play pIa y Bountiful's production rolls roll s long The reading of Oliver Oliveras 0 Ii ver Was fas as given last Monday in the schools school's auditorium and songs from the production were heard by ty those who attended Tryouts for the s speaking pea kin g Parts musical parts dancing I parts and chorus will be given in IQ the near future and those making the parts will be an announced announced announced an- an soon J IU 0 I EVER SINCE Bra Brave ve Word started many little oddities have come to my notice from many of the little o oddities d d i t i e es s around the school Here Is a poem that was handed to me by Darrell Fisher who wrote the entire thing during during during dur dur- ing sacrament meeting while the relief society president was talking about their future cooking cooking cooking cook cook- ing bazaar The poe poem m is en entitled entitled entitled en- en titled Murder at the Church Bazaar And there she lay shot the heart The pastor dropped his cherry tart The crowd stood still and stared in shock Her red blood trickled down the walk Oh mercy be She lays there dead Accept her soul the pastor said The killers killer's gone Hes He's jumped the fence p The ladies cried The men grew tense Catch him or hell he'll get away A sin is done for done for this hell he'll pay The sirens screamed The police rushed inA inA in A man in black hath done this sin They wrapped her body in a quilt And on his knees the preacher knelt The storys story's told the news new s spread far It happened at the c church h u r c h bazaar A father in his parish was confronted with a young girl at confession time Father the y girl said II I I have sinned not twice but thrice The fat father her gave the girl a look of scorn That isn't very good but if you put a dollar In the box on your way out your sins will be forgiven ven you The girl walked out of the parish dropping a dollar in the box as she did so A while later a young man came into the parish Father he said I J have sinned not twice but thrice The father said to the man Well Nell that Isn't very good but if you put a dollar in the box boxon boxon boxon on your way out your sins will be forgiven you The young man did so Upon having to make an er errand errand errand er- er rand the father asked a bystander bystander bystander by by- stander who had been present during the confessions confessions confessions' if he would take over for a while The bystander consented and the father left A few minutes later latera a girl came in and said to the theman theman theman man manI I have sinned not once but twice Sorry sister the bystander said you'd better do out and do it again Were We're going three for a dollar today Michele Rampton ton Q Q What's the difference be between between between be- be tween a bicycle a camel and anda a pear Ans The camel and the pear dont don't have handlebars Did you hear about the two chromosome that changed streams in the middle of the horse Did you hear about the Hippie that got arrested for letting his yard go to pot |