| Show j r It has hal been quite ome some time time- 6 M My Lady Pair Fair I have hue done any any riy real hill billy roughing There here Were times when we could ake off loft with a can ean of sardines and aid a box box of ot crackers and sleep In a ae aca ca cave e for fot three days data We still dill could But nut Is It It worth it We decided to find out Invited to join a small group for tor the deer hunt we put our endurance to the test Somebody It If I 1 had the camp ail an set net up I said yes yea of ot course right In Inthe Inthe Inthe the living room Wi Which leh Is h more or Jeep true We started a blaze In the fireplace rolled roiled out a sleeping bag on the floor and end turned In with the thedoor door wide open The furnace wasn't running Theman THeman The Theman man had come around and shut shutoff shutoff off the gas gu I went to sleep and pretty soon I woke up and found that had gone to bed I went in and shook her awake Arent you ashamed giving up upeo eo st easily I chided gently You silly ass ass she said The fire had gone out No matches So I rubbed sticks sUcks together to gether gather Until nothing happened then happened happen d to find a lighter I which lit By Dy the time the fire was going It was 3 am a.m. and time timeto to get moving g. g came dragging dragging drag drag- ging out in her droopy pajamas and pulled on some imaginary hunting gear with her back to the fire Cooking breakfast I spilled a frying pan full of bacon grease on the living room carpet Should have heard her scream I Like a cougar We took the burned bacon and the hard fried eggs out on the lawn and crouched there shivering shivering shiver shiver- ing lug in the dark to eat Wheres the butter Forgot to bring butter to camp Use ta lard d. d Dawn was starting to break and we organized the hunt I X would sit on a stump an on n top of the hill hili and she of course would brush out the canyon be be- low So I turned a chair upside down on the front porch and crouched down In hi the legs and rungs She Sho turned the spray hose on me me as it would surely aurely be beI I raining or owing in the mountains moun moun- Then she ahe walked slowly around I Ithe the house beating a stick on a kettle and making strange noises Yoo hoo she hollered yoo uey It made quite a little racket I I Lights came on in the neighbor neighbor- hood I could hear phones ringing My Lady Fair Louise hollered louder and beat her pan faster taster Joe Williams yelled across the street I What In the almighty hell bell Is I going on over there I Go back to bed I hollered Were hunting deer What a hell of a neighborhood neighbor neighbor- hood this thle Is la getting to be he moaned nut But I guess he went back to bed Folks Folk get so 10 they expect most anything from Hysterical Manors Manor came around the house She was getting a little ho hoarse See anything she he asked No dear I 1 replied Rows Howa HowaIt It going down there M Mj My he JiD ese se e aw saw a bear and hien 11 e n ae I J t i led d t to walk across a iJu oa ea er or dam and fell fall In the water The brush scratches m my face terrible Do De I 1 have hUe v v go through again t dear You go 10 Again again- Ill 11 watt walt wait Right here You ou wait walt Right flight there And nuts nutt to you ou She went In and slammed the door She alto also slammed the bedroom door The neighbors neighbor's d dog g came trotting trotting trotting trot trot- ting over oyer I 1 aimed the broomstick and got him Im right between en the je ee e Bang I said Not very loud though The big buck just trotted on to his favorite tree You can say and think what you ou like dawn is mighty pretty In Utah That's Thal's what they BI say anyhow I 1 didn't wait walt around any longer to watch it Oh by the way we go I deer hunting Maybe next year year ear Mac I. I |
