Show I II I REMEMBER BaR to sY S THE OLD rIM s f ThiS ThiS' From the Old Cuss Chicago ago This is the last time Ill I'll be writing you because I think this column is iII II going to pot I remember when old people used to use their brains planning a vigorous future instead I of si sitting ting around in their senility longing for the good old days Theold The Theold I old dotards of today make me almost almost almost al al- old most ashamed I am 92 years Certain tribes of Eskimos kill off the old folks as soon as they revert I to lo infantile habits and cant can't contribute contribute contribute con con- tribute their keep keep keep-I'd Id I'd do the same I to ye old timers of this column- column only Id I'd boil them in oil Maybe I when Tm rm Ill I'll long for the good I I of the bustle and bloomer ole days I I but right now Id I'd rather watch Dagmar on TV j I From Cass Dancer Bangor Me tie I remember when Mary Worth the nosy old biddy of the comic street strips sold apples on the Seems as if it that was In the days of f the depression and breadlines breadlines before before FDA From S. S D. D Coleman Ft Gaines Ga I remember when folks confessed confessed confessed con con- sins in church meeting A fellow got up in Baptist meeting and confessed that the reason he drank so much such uch whiskey was that it was so good iced All the good church folk accused him 0 of t lying b because cause no one one had ice in the summertime summertime sum sum- then From Piety Agnew Boston Mass 1 I remember when preachers condemned sin Now they espouse it by their then silence when speaking out against certain types of sin sinI I angers rich contributors to the collection collection col col- col I lection plate Send contributions to The Old Timer Community Press Service McClure Frankfort Ky |