Show ell JU ro 13 EVERLY HILLS well all I 1 know Is just what I 1 read in the papers and ana what I 1 hear bear through the tha static now that the tha Inn augural Is all over we a got fa nothing nettling to do but 4 just sit and see who Is going to help who and why s we have waited all J 4 this time to tee see what could be 7 dono done and it any tiling thing is done it will be a surprise to ua as ri we have about give up the idea ot of J being made rich overe lit ht but we do have hopes ot of something fa lai ir lap henry ford is thin thinking liin out taking up the banking business now so we will all go plumb to detroit to deposit ile he has some scheme where you say wh when en you put it in whether you want it back or not folks have got so usei used to being doubtful that he is going to let ere em say here I 1 want this honey mono back well then he be puts it in a separate radiator or tun neau or in some old spare tires but anyhow when you want it its supposed to be ba still there mally maby you dont dent get any interest but heretofore it has baa been maby you dont dent get any principal so he be Is going to ft fix al so you do get your roll back that irl in I 1 itself will make the bank a novelty ford always comes through with AA some original and mighty good ideas when the time comes this scheme schema that tir mr roosevelt Is talking ot of down in the tennessee valley where you farm and work in a factory all that Is J being and has been done by mr air ford at on his big farms in michigan he has factories near th the e farms a and nd they work on each at different times ot of the year I 1 tell you everybody ought to have two or three things they work st at then when one busts they got the other everybody ought to have a little side line the farmer do a little bootlegging or a little kidnapping which by the way has grown to be our national industry du stry after he puts his team away in the evening he woul dent lose any of 0 his time by going out grabbing the village bell and holding her till the boys all took up a collection here we are with halt half of our people being held by kidnappers kid and you cant get our legislatures to say that its a criminal ottense offense it if there ever was a thing that should be punished by death its kidnapping these moratoriums they are having all over the country are mighty good things we thought of em tor for europe three or tour four years ago but nobody ever thought of sin em tor for us we said lets fix so europe dont have to pay their debt then it took us three years to think of lets fix so we dont have to pay ours we are just naturally a fast thinking people we had thought ot of everything to relieve the farmer but to keep him from losing hla his farm arm and the tunny funny part about it the banker want it but we just thought well we always have foreclosed why do anything different giving him some more years to pay in never entered any ones mind now we are all sitting pretty it if we owe anybody we just wave to em and holler moratorium happy moratorium to you you see the fellow that loaned the money is always better able to lose it than the tellow fellow that borrowed it the fellow that borrows it blows it in and nuver dover uses it tor for the cause that he borrowed it but the fellow that loaned it he never loaned all that he had he only loaned what he could spare so BO it he could spare that much why he aident need this that he loaned so you see the moratorium aident hurt anybody and then its an awful pretty word anyhow its like arolia ganda and a lot of new things that wo we have scared up since the war the difference between doing a thing tor for monsy money and doing it tor for nothing makes it legal so halt half the enjoyment now is folks paid to spread somo lie ile that will 11 aid somebody and the whole country Is cl clogged bibb pro pa ganda where it used to only bo be clogged with house bouse flies and ramp cramp colic but all in all its a great country its the best and worst one I 1 ever lived in and I 1 been living in count rys tor for 61 54 years yearl next nest november fourth I 1 was born on election day but never was able to get elected to anything I 1 am going to jump out some day and be Indeli indelicate nate enough about everything that they will call me a politician then run on a platform of question marks and be electea unanimously thon then reach in the treasury and bring back my district a new bridge or tunnel or dam and I 1 will be a statesman As I 1 say all I 1 got to do Is get muddled up enough on public affairs anil and I 1 am slowly becoming that way nay I 1 woul dent bet you ten cents that this Is the month of march everything Is so cockeyed so look out rogers la Is becoming a politician afi IW 1933 avs syd Syndic sll tt 1 inc |