Show editorial brevities Brevi ties TURKEY lias has found a new way to get the taxpayers goat A tax has been placed 0 on Ang angomas angoras An goras orns 4 4 w ITALY has restored tile the death penalty probably was mas driven to it during this hot weather by radio crooners and saxa phone clione artists THIS Is the kind of weather when we a like to look at a picture of niagara falls frozen over I 1 0 O 0 IN the good old days the small boy need a bathing suit and it ultramodern fashions keep progressing it wont be long until the whole family will not need any 00 0 0 aw roun hundred and sixteen divorces were ivere granted in june at reno an increase of eighty live five over the may record well the sepa separator ra tor business seems I 1 to be picking up an anyhow how UNCLE SAM closed the fiscal year with a debt of sixteen billions well that Is considerably more money than we one ole personally but ii we e are willing filing A to bet that our uncle wont mont have as hard time settling up as we will 1111 at that 0 0 as 0 0 a WHAT lias has become of the lie old fashioned boy who thought lie had had a successful summer it if father gave him a dollar to spend at the county fair along about tile the last week meek in august augast 4 4 awe dont miss tile furnace firing that we lie had to do last winter minter but we lie do miss the lot hot biscuits Ms cults AD 40 aw NOW that eliat tile fourth of july Is over lid did iou eier eer stop to think that there Is no such thing as an ail independence day for a married man VP 40 41 IT IS said that the chinese government will split the thirty provinces of the country up into sixty nine provinces tills this may be all right in china where it wont add to the number of state legislatures isla tures ap ap W SPEAKING personally the trouble Is that most of our intangible assets are so intangible at tills this time we lie can hardly locate them 0 well the good old days may be gone forever but e cotton 0 aton dresses are coming back into s style t le and that ought to help some 49 0 OF course the modern filling station Is an it artistic imar improvement 0 but we lie still long once in a aih while e for the sound of tile the old wage milage blacksmiths hammer and the odor of burned leather instead of gasoline 7 1 p THE fellow who 1110 co coined 1 tied the phra phrase se bout about having a sense bense of security ell cil dently mean lie kind of security that aou j ou buy on margin a 0 THIS englishman who ulio says americans haie hae no imagination should drop into to one 0 of f our large cities and look at what lie e call a safety zone macon ga telegraph 4 A vaudeville performer has invented a new act in which lie plays plais a saxophone deep cep under milder water mater we should like to see sec tills stunt made obligatory obliga toi v on oil all saxophone players ns as a proof of virtuosity boston ston transcript 0 0 c at 0 AND it bertal certainly ay ill d 11 1111 take tile hie democrats nery cry long to get baiz bah to noillia 1 fighting strength judge 4 I 1 lir ir tile the wife laughs at bour our jokes bom ou car can be suie beuic either that aou ou know knoll some goud good ones or oil hale a good wife ife los angeles times |