Show what do you think the celebration of christmas has been prohibited in russia but no doubt they would be willing to let uncle sam play santa claus Q 0 what has become of the fellow who told us that our climate had changed and that we ve never have cold weather any more until after the first of the year 0 04 according to cable dispatches they are having indian summer over in sweden just now this Is the first time we ever heard that there were any indians in sweden 40 40 4 france Is demanding that in the naval conference the size of ships be figured in global tonnage dont know what a globe ton Is but it may mean that the french want their ships measured in round tons instead of long ones Q 4 7 it if you are worrying about the december bills cheer up it wont be long until the maple syrup season will be with us again 00 0 0 O A proposal has been made to raise the salary of mayor walker of new york from to a year well it does cost a lot to travel these days M W 0 A minister said recently that one cannot throw a stone out of the window without hitting someone with an inferiority complex well arent they the safest kind ot people to hit 4 40 some reformers will not be satisfied until the convicts run the prisons and have authority to lock up the wardens and guards at night and to make them d do 0 all of the work in the daytime 0 0 aw it sometimes happens that the self made man Is the only one who 1 Is pro proud of his work 0 O the chinese are said to export dried eggs by the ton these however are not so satisfactory tor for throwing purposes 0 0 14 0 0 1 A chicago girl linguist gives lessons in the cat language A few of the sisters we know are already proficient 0 0 o 0 o it if you coif dont believe our race Is getting hardier all the time just reflect that Is was only a lew few years ago that the girls were wearing flannels 4 W our slogan now Is pet ge t the tariff bill out 0 of the senate by easter W V 40 dr hugh S cummings head of the 0 11 S public health service says chati that I 1 knee length skirts lor for women promote health for the wearers bearers what we are wondering Is whether they do not promote ma to eyestrain eye strain among the non wearers bearers 0 O 04 0 the rho nationalist party in germany lacked votes lor for carrying the recent election on the young plan but dr hugenberg the nationalist national leader Is planning to contest the result dr hugenberg would make an ideal democratic chairman tor for pennsylvania or a splendid republican chairman tor for south carolina 40 massachusetts has started a drive to rid the state or of mosquitos january ought to bo be tho the easiest month in which to do it we could think of a lot of new year resolutions resol unions to suggest to the senate but b ut we are not saying anything about it 0 0 ab o of course naval conferences and other conventions to end war are arc all right but what are we going to do clo to bring to an end the war between the long and short skirts tho the bigger your income the less your tax Is reduced under the bill just signed by the president but the bigger your income the leus less you have to worry about it anyhow ap aw in other days one was cautioned to save tor for a rainy day modem youth saves tor for a wet night atlanta constitution AO IQ aw the best accessory tor for a hunter these days Is an army tank Dallas news 0 they may help some but we never have heard of a wife coming home from a beauty parlor so changed that her husband tailed failed to recognize here cincinnati enquirer 1 I W 40 the poverty of the girls father has caused many a man to remain in the bachelor class chicago news 40 they are still experimenting but have still to find an automobile that can wreck a train and push it off the track dayton ohio journal |