Show I 1 laughable paragraphs J i i ile 1 V is i S during the lay oft last spring an omalia omaha shop man decided to make one hand wash the other by the purchase of a pig being wholly inexperienced perien ced lie he constructed a pen about the size 0 of a small steamer trunk in a couple of months the creature had outgrown its quarters he told his trouble to a neighbor tell you what said his friend sym sympathetically pathetically it give me two dollars to boot ill give you a smaller pig 1 thanks said the shop man 1 I believe that will solve the difficulty 1 1 householder on phone send an officer quick A man is being murdered police captain all by men are out censoring the movies watching wedding presents and looking out for or violations of the skirt ordinances ill send a man tomorrow 40 0 0 red tape is the bulwark of interior inferior minds language is said to conceal thought red tape paralyzes action politicians use red tape to create offices without it government would be so simple that everybody would understand it it if you would accomplish big results look not upon the tape when it is red lite iafe |