Show how to behave at movies on entering the theatre make as much noise as possible thus you will advise others of your presence and escape being introduced As the scenes are shown make a quick guess in advance and tell your neighbor what will happen A tip in advance helps him to appreciate what follows 0 it a comedy displeases you say low brow low brow low brow as loudly as possible this will absolve you from any blame tor for the production of the picture it if feasible trl trip over a foot on th the e way dow down n the aisle it if no strange strang e toot foot is convenient trip over one of your own talk loud enough so that those about you may hear bear anything worth saying should have carrying power be leisurely in taking your seat and stand in the aisle as long as possible this will teach a lesson in patience to those behind you 0 0 look tor for flaws flaw la a all the pictures and pay no attention to the general excellence ot of the scenes this will convince those about you that you are a discriminating critic 0 it if you are disposed to be original remark ca usually to any listener that motion pictures ere in their infancy 6 0 remember at all 11 times limes that ahat the pictures are tor for your entertainment exclusively the rest ot of the audience is riot not worth a thought 0 0 0 when leaving the playhouse remark that you could write a better scenario yourself reel lite life |