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Show A man'i character 1 often shown by what be consider! laughable. ' The only way to make car fool proof ii to park the fool outride. Prosperity consists of buying things ' we don't need and owing for them. If this speed mania In traveling continues e shall soon take all tha see out of scenery.- x , ; : .-. -.'; Timid husbands are wearing those : pajamas that shriek in tirfei to b tnt Big Noise around the boose. A contortionist has nothing on the v average man-led couple these days In trying to make both ends meet. , Tliose foolish Americans who look upon French money as a Joke And that ' the French can take a Joka and like It A London doctor says girls are get ting back to nature. Judging by the few clothes they wear, they haven't far to go. .. ' Police are getting pretty snooty . these days. When young fellow Becks bis girl in public the arm of the law . necks him. w . WORDS OF WISDOM ! Fame Is the perfume of heroic deeds. Socrates. What Is done cannot now be amend-et amend-et Shakespeare. Every man should stay within bis own fortune. Ovid. . The longest day soon comes to an end. Pliny the Younger. Party is the madness of many for the gain of a few. Pope. It Is tormenting to fear what yon cannot overcome. Ausonlus. No man tikes to be surpassed by those of bis own level. Llvy. The way to a man's heart Is through bis stomach. Mrs. Sarah Payson. Heaven aends us good meat, but the devil sends us cooks. David Gar rlcfc . j The greatest men msy ask a fooV sh question now and then. John IVoIcot Coquetry Is the essential character-stic, character-stic, and the prevalent humor of worn in, but they do not all practice It. born bo-rn use the coquetry of some Is retrained re-trained by fear of reason. LaRocbe-'oucauld. |