Show A NEW SOCIAL FUNCTION from uio aradio to the coffin tills life is but ono giddy round of social functions says one who has participated in tho pleasures of existence among the aristocrats of earth the giddy round becomes dreadfully and much of otherwise useful brain industry is expended upon the devising of new forma of entertainment to tickle alie jaded desires of fashions devotees upon the baire principle that actuated alie french king in offering a munificent reward to him alio could invent a new pleasure the cradle has its christening feasta and gifts the ial day lias its congratulations the wedding has its certified checks and rice showers the coffin lias its wakes and any new occasion in life to celebrate it would have been difficult to suggest but for the inspiration ot a woman intoxicated by liberty mrs pearsall of new york migrated to south dakota where she registered as an applicant for divorce from some incompatible mr pearsall the court at sioux falls was in its usual well oiled condition and her decree was ground out in the patent stylo whereupon she gave an elegant social entertainment in honor of her acquired reacquired re singleness not to any maidenhood the bidden guests were numerous and impeccable they went to tho feast of fat things and enjoyed the ladys hospitality and the chaste conversation so applicable to the event they were celebrating then they spread out to carry the news of a great success and a new form of social amusement hereafter the divorce ball will have ita rank in the register of fashion and that rank will easily bo first because the joy of tho un wedding and ding of two mutually repugnant souls is unequaled cd it alie reported lii larity of mrs party is any criterion |