| Show A GENERAL CRY the philadelphia editor who went to a dinner party on now year lay and was asked to carve has boes woes into some weird sad herself which will awaken a solemn echo of response in thousands of malo baarts 4 A bachelor tried to carve a in vain I 1 ile could not find a thigh bono loose I 1 plain ile stuck a fork in ilia creatures croat ures breast and the gravy spurted over his veat the guests all smiled like seraphs blest again the carverly car verla face was red and white succeed N III collar carted maths surp ills coattail coat tail capped gapped with man a clapp the goose into the hostess lap with speed trie liar telescope Is at la A c prete am an I II aj the grandest ins trume t of tl Q kind in abo world aai I 1 ba ats aid the heavenly bodies will bo irato nearer contact with our earth than I 1 they have ever been before except in drea tito telescope may not be powerful enough to enable us to get a glimpse of the man who m as large and generous enough to leave it as a heritage for the benefit and instruction of those choin lie left bel ild but some people will insist upon it that every time the celestial explorer is trained upon ilia ky it is pointed in ilia right direction to see him As A from french politics the follo anecdote of an eccentric I 1 certainly ic provincial anglish mayor may 1 Q 0 o agreeable presila tile gentle marl s e ver the town too staffordshire and is also chart bably tably disposed ile has been throw ing himself heart and soul into the promotion af a christmas fair in his town the proceeds of which go to the longton cottage II ro lid talis be has lali all his friends under contribution and baying occasion to journey to trentham I 1 to appealed to ilia landlord of the hotel there to w assistance 1 1 I 1 lie could tito landlord that be had a good fat pig in ills that ile was willing should be cut up and sold it mhd christmas fair but only under condition that ilia mayor him self drove tit a pig to langton the mayor at bouce enter ing into the spirit of the thing agreed to the condi ilon and the other morning saw him in ills new capacity of pig drover I 1 I 1 accomplish athe ifert of an obstinate pig alon gibo roads that intervene for a distance of four miles THIS leap year there is some point in the dialogue which a wash reporter overheard and which lie describe ps so youve got am ile 11 said lonos to a nely married man dont know dont know replied the man with evident hesitation sometimes I 1 think ive got her and sometimes got 1110 you sea ive only been maraj ea a low days and I 1 cant tell just yet how the blamed combination is going to turn out wh 0 sold a lot of bogus ticket to hear patti sing in mexico has at last been arrested ile got got abray with patti scooped them worse than that but no efforts ha ve been made to I 1 her I 1 IT is stated by those who have given the subject attention that the sacred writings of the chinese are billed five kings fell djs as high as me ever get in this country and abaro Is one other hand ith e la f it n world heads a ion g arciclo on the condition of the county jail our hall it ilia editor thinks lie Is going to get off that aitay itay he is mistaken there Is plenty of room in the regular place yet boz coor says lib reads ilia papers gotten out on sunday as a duty for the sake of ilia poor news boys we wish the free traders riold abolish I 1 that duta I 1 I 1 4 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 t |
