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Show Gran f land Rice Copyright. 10-2. New oi k Tribune inc. Trademark Registered U. & Patent Office. THE GOLFER'S ALPHABET A is fOT Alibi which lor a tip mi. h more imp or tan tb a swing, stance or fn Bis lor Bunker regardless of clime, Where nine-tenths of us spend the bulk of our time. Cis lor Cup which you rim for a 4, Ut maybe a 7, or maybe still more. Dis lor Divot and also for Dub, Who can dig up a Divot as big as a tub. E s lor Explaining -which most of us do, Why wo got 96, and not 72. 7 g i or Flub which is easily mad' a By hoisting the bean ad the masble is piajed. Gil lor (freon laid on smooth, rolling plots. Which la easy to reach if you use enough shots His a Hazurdiu which sanded den A possible 3 is a probable 10. is for Iron that gets the ball up. 1 And quite often drops it two miles from the cup. Jis for Jerry for Jones and for Jock. Three world-famous golfers who play like a clock. Kis for Kid often bent out of shape By golf bags too heavy lor Tarzan the Ape. Lib for Lie where the ball seitles down, ( n the yarn that you spring at the end of the round. Mis for Mashie which holds the shot true If you play it correctly which three or four do. Nis for Niblick the club I have found I uso about forty eight times every round Oil tor Outer Bounds off to the right And otherwise known as the Caddies Delight Pis for Putter to which we so loan That most of us uso it three limes to each green . Qis for Query wc quite often get With A and 13 waiting to settle some btl Rls for Run-up a stroke that wo plav At times like a nut apd at others a jsfj i Sis for Stymie a thing we esteem Al much as a nightmare that stalks through a dreaio. T stands for Trap which Is usually planned Just whore the bulk of us happens to land Uls for Up which Is mostly the way Tho other cove la with the last hole to pla Vis for Vordon a, man I might catch' If ho started mo 17 up in a match. Ws for Water where few balls will float. The world's record holder at Getting the GoaL is the letter on all score cards spread About every third hole when you're lifting your head. Yis for Yelp which we do with rare nerve Whon wo get Just exactly the score we deserve Zls for Zest million have for th game. The old and the young and tho halt and tho lame. The malo and tfio female, tho wild ond tho tame. "Sarnzon, Hagen. HotrhisTin and Klrtrwood are to tour the west," Where rolf balls are dropping around the pins, yes, yes, It's there that the West joglns. "Tho stymie 1? a grwit stroke. If yoa lcrmw how tn play if." Exchange. nd the race are a great financial Investment If you know how to pick 'em j No wonder our army wasn't astonished by Germany's aerial attack tn he late fracas with West Point meeting Notre Dam so many years. The news that "Battling" Slkl mav not visit us this season is a terrific )!ow at the nation's happiness, but a few of the rrongcr semis will make a irave effort to ar lift I : |