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Show f . f5 TOM SIMS j? SAYS About 100 years ago today nil of us were posterity. If 32 Is. the freezing point, then 31 is the sneezing point. Twinkle, twinkle, movie star, how we wonder why you an Another chorus girl ha." married a rich man'.- son. She took him at his! Pa value. A Chicago woman was 6 years old . before she killed her husband. One thing wrong with our homes Is! too many couples think a pair beats a full houso. I Fu i h;nt Pianos burn quickly and) jmake a hot fire. The small boy tells us his teacher must be from Germany because her! marks are so low. New Hudson river bridge will be thoj most costly bridge in the world ex-i cept auction bridge. A wise married man tk r Chewsj I tobacco or dynamite, I Fashion note; Goose pimples will jbc worn this winter. We may live too fast, but very few I girls born In 1000 arc 20 yet. We have setting up exercises, but don't need sitting down exercises. Beauty secret. Hosing one oye i while looking at a girl often leaves scratches on the face In the fall a very young man's fancy fan-cy nighty turns to thoughts of Santa Claut ! Two stills were found in one Georgia Geor-gia cemetery. Wo can prove it. In Paris, It Is officialy admitted that those crying down with the short klrt have failed. Strange things happen A Los Angeles An-geles man bought a church to cuss In instead of to sleep in. In New Britain. Conn, a cat la raising rais-ing three mice She evidently expects a hard winter. More than 300,000,000 postage stamps arc printed daily Win don't you people pjy your bills? Prunes are expected to go up Heaven Heav-en helped tho boarders. One way to relieve traffic congestion conges-tion is sell autos for cash only. It is estimated too many want fur coats for Christmas. Two's company, three's an argument. argu-ment. All pigs try to make hogs of themselves. |