OCR Text |
Show "Ump's" Joke en Himself. 1'mplrc (luihrle nf the American na siH-lntion tells a giH.il atory on hlin self. "When I wua a youngster ' thought I could fight," antd Ihe limps "I bud whipped a few of tbe towr hove nnd the promoter of fights want cd me to enter the professions! ranks which suited n xnrtly. tine day h. asked me to meet htm and fix up th. miitrh. We talked Ih" matter ovei mid I sired up my opponent pre! I) well. Then the weight question mill. up The oilier fellow- snld be wntttcit lo fight at catch weights. "How cur I make catch weights?" ssld I. "I work every day noil cannot sfford tf quit " |