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Show i I I Oh, what is so rare as a Rarebit that turns out fit to cat. B! 'eaRof their married life this is the first time that Mr. Tooey , y to on time for an engagement, lint Mr. Toocy "ill mk- Jmt haPPied that Mrs, Toocy had finished her shopping Kw!lPtcd and h.nd no other ph cc to go 1):'y" 1U th ,ife of a kid-when the peonut man', c art is upset by a truck- "ONCE IN A LIFETIME" ! ,., n. t B'CHARt VINCE"T COLTER k , The gentleman with the "burn my clothes I'm in heaven" expression is absolutely justified. He has cast discretion to the winds and ordered a melon in a restaurant and has hit ujon the one good one in a lifetime. TL.l l That glorious day when you get back a loan from an inlaw. in-law. But, still, it is just as well to postpone the fireworks until after the check has gone through the clearing house. The Millenium is here Mr. 1 'i m I:- , u I). i shoots a snappy little hundred and sixty, has made a good drive on I the first tee before a gallery gal-lery of the club's best players. The good natured chap who consents to take care of the extra girl from out of town and is dragged to the party ngainst his will only to find that this is the one ease in a lifetime where the "extra" is a regular peach J Fredd the age of miracles is not past the girl hr has taken to the football game actually knows what it is nil 'i I nil it |