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Show Tom KjP Sims j Say: After a turkey get by Thanksgiving Thanksgiv-ing he worries about Christmas. A rich New York broker was robbed rob-bed while sleeping In an auto. Housing Hous-ing shortage there must, be terrible. Thej are broadcasting gTand opera again but many a radio fan will think ho Is hearing Interference Nothing makes a defeated eandldato madder than going back to work Our idea of a fine business Is be-j Ing an Ice man In summer and a coal I dealer In the winter It is never too early to begin prae tlco on the New Year resolutions you are going to make A curious coincidence is the fact fhat cotton stockings have gone up since the longer skirt decree. I'se of perfume is increasing. Bet j the soap makers are mad. When a fiFherman tolls about last. ! summer rtniembpr this: The largent bass ever caught weighed 1 pounds. I What's in a name? Abbreviation for Standard Oil Stock means nothing be cause it is S O. S. Health hint: Few good piano piny-i ers amount to much In the kitchen. The barber always taken a man at his face value What the world needs Is peace and plentv of St. Everv man Is a hero in his own home until the company leaves. Be careful with the man who is too glad to meet you He Is an agent The only successful substitute for brains is silence. Necessity being the mother of Invention In-vention doesn't explain monocles. Manv a married man can carry a eirar in hla vest pocket for months without its bein? broken. Beauty secret Sweeping reduces. Clemenccau says he loves all American Amer-ican women. He has never hear 1 those who can't sing but do After a girl contracts to go through life with a man she naturally hates to take most of the trip alone. Thanksgiving makes the turkeys mad Lot3 of them lose their hads. Men who don't pay as they go seldom sel-dom cover much territory. Where there is smoke there are bills for it. Life is too short to waste time hating everybody The law helps those who help themselves |