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Show That in England women candidates can-didates get votes with kisses it is said. ' That the fellow who doesn't do anything does well. That man has been told to believe be-lieve in himself, but suppose he happens to be a liar. That the question ' has been asked "Why is a barb wire fence?" the reply to an outsider is "To maintain a beauty spot in Bingham which is the delight of every Binghamite in the summer sum-mer time." THAT MEMBERS OF THE LOCAL BRANCH OF THE AMERICAN LEGION WILL GIVE AN UP-TO-DATE DANCE ON WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY. Did It Ever Occur to You That some men face the wind others turn their back from it. . That a"hot time", usually costs a man cold cash. That ten dollars isn't much unless you give it to charity. That love is a wonderful thing yet there are many people who marry just for money. That many a man who attempts at-tempts to blow his own horn comes out at the little end of it. That managers of big corporations corpor-ations cannot always meet a committee at the first request. That after conversation on the telephone if subscribers would ring off they would greatly benefit ben-efit the operators and the service. ser-vice. That the lid has blown off the teapot and is now assuming coffeepot dimensions. ; That with the increased price for any good picture show in the local theatre the patrons should insist on the abolition of screen advertising, and get what they pay to see. That the Bingham high school basketeers are gaining popularity popular-ity each week. There will be a number of fans at the Jordan game. That Tom McMullen, the coach never permits his head to swell over basket ball victories. That King "Flu" still predominates predom-inates in camp. That paint looks better on a house than a weather-beaten face. That the golden wedding is the reward people get for sticking stick-ing together practically from dimples to wrinkles. That it seems every operator of a still imagines he will get off scot free while the other operator opera-tor will get the goat. That prosperity claims more divorces than poverty. That Virginia is much beloved be-loved in this community. That Mac's friends will learn with pleasure he has joined the blue ribbon brigade. That originally the ladies spent much time feeling their back hair, now they are kept busy taking the shine out of their nose. That several of the Bingham girls buckle their galoshes. That with the 'ornaments that dangle from some women's ears it really i3 a mystery their ears don't get longer. That there may be some women wom-en who are fond of darning socks, but' they never feel like admitting it. That you should not can everything , but eat what you can and can what is left over. That Jack's place at Salt Lake City is still patronized by the Dingham boys when they are in need of guns and ammunition. That there will never be universal uni-versal peace as long as agents insist on demonstrating some article on the $1.00 down principle. prin-ciple. That if the ground hog saw his shadow there will be either his shaddow there will be either more or less than six weeks of winter, and if he dosen't see it there will be either more or less than six weeks winter. That British labor will now show the world how conservative conserva-tive lalwr can be when shouldering should-ering the responsibility of government. gov-ernment. That "why should the spirit of mortal be proud" has never been satisfactory answered. |
